Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Whilst Reading the Daily Newspaper

Here are some of the headlines:

Warder goes Missing after Carousing

Teenager on Probation after Unnatural act with Cow

Serial Killer who Hated Prostitutes

Daring Rapist who Police Fear Arresting

Yeah, I'm so not kidding. And I ALSO learned that, according to the paper here in Kenya anyway, Ariel Sharon slipped into a coma two years ago because of his obesity.

Speaking of obesity, I have been told that African men like "Fat Girls" like me... and all this time I have been thinking that size 6-8 is "average".

Am I the only one who finds it odd that there is a professional women's volleyball team named Kenya Prisons?

And here's a great opening sentence that I found in an article here in said newspaper:

"As she walks shyly beside his father, the 10 year old girl looks confident and focused."

Pronouns - highly overrated.


  1. that is entertainment at it's finest! i love it. i wish american papers could come up with something original like the "unnatural act with a cow" line....

    :0) that made me laugh out loud.

  2. Do the police fear they might be raped too?