Here are some of the headlines:
Warder goes Missing after Carousing
Teenager on Probation after Unnatural act with Cow
Serial Killer who Hated Prostitutes
Daring Rapist who Police Fear Arresting
Yeah, I'm so not kidding. And I ALSO learned that, according to the paper here in Kenya anyway, Ariel Sharon slipped into a coma two years ago because of his obesity.
Speaking of obesity, I have been told that African men like "Fat Girls" like me... and all this time I have been thinking that size 6-8 is "average".
Am I the only one who finds it odd that there is a professional women's volleyball team named Kenya Prisons?
And here's a great opening sentence that I found in an article here in said newspaper:
"As she walks shyly beside his father, the 10 year old girl looks confident and focused."
Pronouns - highly overrated.
that is entertainment at it's finest! i love it. i wish american papers could come up with something original like the "unnatural act with a cow" line....
ReplyDelete:0) that made me laugh out loud.
Do the police fear they might be raped too?
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